According to You

According to you

I'm stupid, I'm useless

I can't do anything right

According to you

I'm difficult, hard to please

Forever changing my mind

I'm a mess in a dress

Can't show up on time

Even if it would save my life

According to you

According to you

But according to him

I'm beautiful, incredible

He can't get me out of his head

According to him

I'm funny, irresistible

Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite

I don't feel like stopping it

So, baby, tell me what I got to lose

He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you

According to you

I'm boring, I'm moody

And you can't take me anyplace

According to you

I suck at telling jokes

'Cause I always give it away

I'm a girl with the worst attention span

You're the boy who puts up with that

According to you

According to you

But according to him

I'm beautiful, incredible

He can't get me out of his head

According to him

I'm funny, irresistible

Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite

I don't feel like stopping it

So, baby, tell me what I got to lose

He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you

I need to feel appreciated

That I'm not hated, oh no

Why can't you see me through his eyes?

It's too bad you're making me decide

But according to me

You're stupid, you're useless

You can't do anything right

But according to him

I'm beautiful, incredible

He can't get me out of his head

According to him

I'm funny, irresistible

Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite

I don't feel like stopping it

Babe, I'll tell you what you've got to lose

He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you

You, you

According to you

You, you

According to you

I'm stupid, I'm useless

I can't do anything right