Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love

Heartbreak, loneliness, being broke...

Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about REAL pain

The band and I have just returned from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position

We named this song, Constipation Blues

UMM-UMMMH, aeoh

UMM-UOOMH

OOH!

OH!

UH UH

Aaah

UOH, aah

Let it go! Let it go, let it go, let it go!

Don't believe I can take much more

Let it go

Aah

Got a pain down inside

Won't be denied

Every time I try

I can't be satisfied

Let it go

WOAH, UMMH

Let it go, let it go!

OH!

WAAAAOOOH!

This pain down inside

Just won't let me be satisied

Let it go

SPLASH!!! SPSHHH....

Phew, feel, I feel alright

Yeah, I'm beginning to feel alright now

SPLASH!!!

Yeah, yeah I tell ya

Everything's gonna be alright

SPLASH!!

Flush

Phew

Phew

Phew...

Feel alright