가사
三分鐘一百四十字
精彩的招數與暗示
請小心解拆與重視
或者當中廢話一遍
（阿媽 去買馬）
挑花般刁鑽會近視
餐餐都深奧變糞便
超膚淺都總有重點
色即空空肚快食麵
（係唔係估我唔到）
Everyone (Everyone)
Everyone (Everyone)
Everyone (Everyone)
Everybody come and
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo no more
Everyone (Everyone)
Everyone (Everyone)
Everyone (Everyone)
Everybody come and
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo no more
Why don't you just feel it?
Wo-oh
拉尾這一炮無特別
奔走得簡潔也壯烈
一孖的宗旨這樣癲
不小心安插錯別字
（我願各位白頭到老）
Everyone (Everyone)
Everyone (Everyone)
Everyone (Everyone)
Everybody come and
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo no more
Everyone (Everyone)
Everyone (Everyone)
Everyone (Everyone)
Everybody come and
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo no more
Why don't you just feel it?
Wo-oh
Why don't you knock yourself out?
Why don't you knock yourself out?
Why don't you knock yourself out?
Why don't you knock yourself out?
Why don't you knock yourself out?
Everyone (Everyone)
(Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Everyone (Everyone)
(Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Everyone (Everyone)
(Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Everybody come and
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-oh
Everyone (Everyone)
(Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Everyone (Everyone)
(Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Everyone (Everyone)
(Yeah-yeah-yeah)
Everybody come and
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo
Wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-wo, wo-oh
(Why don't you forget it?)
Wo-oh
（阿爸 去買馬）
Written by: Eric Kwok, 林寶, 陳哲廬
