Too Pooped to Pop

Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen He goes to all the dances, and they call him cha-cha King He cha-chas when the band is playin' rock 'n' roll He tries to keep in time, but the beat leaves him cold Because he's too pooped to pop, is too old-school Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance, and it's goin' to stray Chicks told Casey, "You better move man" This is only a one-night stand Casey wasn't in time, but he was dancin' awhile 'Til a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style Because he's too pooped to pop, is too old-school Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance, and it's goin' to stray Because he's too pooped to pop, is too old-school Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance, and it's goin' to stray Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo This might have been fine back in '22 Now, I'm gonna give you fellows just a little tip If you wanna keep your girl, you'll better get hip Or you'll be too pooped to pop, too old-school You hips are gettin' weaker when you'll try to do the stroll And every time your feet gettin' to go in one way Here comes a new dance and you'll be left to stray