A Girl Worth Fighting For

Well, I don't need her to be all smug and snooty

I got a plaque right here that says, "I kicked Hun booty"

We have everything we dreamed we find

When we came back from war

Yeah! Everything but a girl worth fighting for

Hey, suck in your gut!

There's a girl worth fighting for

And I think she wants us to come over

My girl will laugh at all my jokes

But tell it to me straight

She'll rub my head when I get sick

And let me pick off of her plate

If ling can find a girl who likes his chopstick nose trick

Ooh, he really better just propose quick

Well, I have to say based on today I'm cranky

I'll just spend my life with you two

Pass the hanky

And there's no one there to steal my chair

And twirl around the floor

Wish I had a girl worth fighting for

I would be true

To a girl worth fighting

I'd make fondue

For a girl worth fighting

I'd even kiss you

For a girl worth fighting for