Well if life's a bowl of cherries

Why is mine the pits

Well I feel like crap from the bottom of my boots to my hat to my fingertips

I wanna get drunk get stoned get high and hang out with my friends

And all I need is a woman's warmth

And that's where you come in

I wanna get high and then get higher

Every city is just a little bit different in the same way

I wanna get drunk and then get drunker

Live every minute to the limit till the end of my days

Well the bus pulls up the honky tonk

And there's a line around the honky-block

Ya know, that's what these crackers love to see

Ya see I threw out my fishing line and honey I caught you

When after the show in the back of the bus

Oh sweetheart I know what you wanna do

You wanna high and then get higher

Every city is just a little bit different in the same way

Wanna get drunk and then get drunker

Spend every minute to the limit till the end of my days

Now sit down honey I'm gonna tell you the truth for the first time

Oh no dinner no movie no flowers no malls no suit no tie no cell phone calls no promises popcorn roller skates diamond rings

Or makin' cakes no brand new fast cars ice cream candy bars checkin' in callin' back no (do you think I'm fat) kiss me once

Kiss me twice damn you feel nice thank you dear do you think I might see you next year?

Stoned and then get stoneder

Every woman's just a little bit different in the same way

I wanna get drunk and then get drunker

Yeah live every minute to the limit till the end of my days