Sponge Monsters

We are here to soak your memories We are here to absorb your energies We are here to soak your memories We are here to absorb your energies Watch out It's the attack of the sponge monsters Frantic last minute promoters who lost sponsors Always choose the worst possible timing Causing hysteria, sending my assignments Out of whack, out of sight Sike, their appearances first soft and innocent like Stuffed dolls and caricatures Just you wait, til they slip up and break character Too late to zip up, the stuffing is out so Free the robots, snuffing 'em out, oh They can sap all of your chi and absorb it Act like you're about to go fly their orbit Passed down sanctified entitlement I don't have the time nor the fuel to be idling Air down there is giving me asthma Treat every piece of souvenir like a hazmat I need to muster the power to push back Turning my cranium into mush Brain freeze... mashed potatoes Can't even smell a fresh can of tomatoes Cryogenics liquid nitrogen Lowers the body temperature in a pinch Break out of carbonite a la Han Solo You want out of this mess, then follow We are here to soak your memories We are here to absorb your energies We are here to soak your memories We are here to absorb your energies Override manuals for spontaneity Flashback to ET 1980s Extra dextrous hologram keyboards Adjust parameters to emulate cyborgs Spyware all up in the mix Blocking opponents never a quick fix They can still position your coordinates shared Cross reference, got you in a crosshair How to escape the wrath of the sponge Only way to sneak out spike the punch Layman's terms, you need to get them buzzed Off their own talk, then find a good chance to walk Away, don't run you might trip the wires Tip the fish hook, cast net requires A password and I got a keychain Admin status, actively searching Match the biometrics, scored a hat trick That's it, open the hatch and close the lids Their sine waves don't ever phase me Now we're in the clear, yo we're outta here