The Polynesian

The kind of place you don't go without reason I heard it gets rough here in the off-season It's the kind of place we might not get out alive It's just somewhere to stop on a real long drive I bet the locals only come out after it gets dark And the tourists: the kind of People who love waterparks We got two rooms at The Polynesian I'm not even sure what town I should be in We got two rooms at The Polynesian The sign said the waterslide Is closed for the evening Went to look for a bar I asked this girl on the street She said, "What kind of trouble Are you looking to meet?" I said, "I'm pretty easy What should I expect? Is there anywhere anyone Here ever goes to dance?" She said, "Goatees, tall cans Camo pants and Packers fans." I said, "We got two rooms at The Polynesian We're in a band but tonight we're not playing We got two rooms at The Polynesian The waterslide's closed But it'll open in the morning" Saw a rollercoaster Hopped the fence Climbed to the top and Walked around for a bit This place is deader than That pool guy's eyes This place makes me feel like We're the last ones alive And for that, I kind of like its vibe We got two rooms at The Polynesian You live in town so I bet you've never been We got two rooms at The Polynesian We'll stay up all night Then first thing in the morning We got two rooms at The Polynesian It's tropically-themed, it's worth seeing We got two rooms at The Polynesian We'll ride the waterslide First thing in the morning We got two rooms at The Polynesian We got two rooms at The Polynesian We got two rooms at The Polynesian