Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney Said, "Free that brown-eyed man You want your job, you better free that brown-eyed man" Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay To reach a brown-eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man Way back in history, three thousand years Back ever since the world began There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears Over a brown-eyed handsome man A lot of trouble - was a brown-eyed handsome man The beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her, "Darling go out and find yourself A brown-eyed handsome man That's what your daddy is - a brown-eyed handsome man" Marlo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match To win a brown-eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man Well, 2-3 the count an' nobody on He hit a high fly into the stands A-rounding third he was headed for home It was a brown-eyed handsome man That won the game - it was a brown-eyed handsome man