Cousin Kevin

We're on our own, cousin All alone, cousin Let's think of a game to play Now the grownups have all gone away You won't be much fun Being blind, deaf and dumb But I've no one to play with today Do you know how to play Hide and Seek? To find me, it would take you a week But tied to that chair You won't go anywhere There's a lot I can do to a freak! How would you feel if I turned on the bath Ducked your head under and started to laugh? Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm Will change your expression to one of alarm I'm the school bully The classroom cheat The nastiest play-friend You ever could meet I'll put glass in your dinner And spikes in your seat I'll drag you around By a lock of your hair And give you a push At the top of the stair! What would you do if I Shut you outside To stand in the rain and Catch cold, so you'd die? I'm the school bully The classroom cheat The nastiest play-friend You ever could meet I'll stick pins in your fingers And tread on your feet We're on our own, cousin All alone, cousin We've thought of some nice games to play While the grownups had all gone away You weren't too much fun 'Cause you're blind, deaf and dumb But I'd no one to play with today