After Today

They've been laughing since I can remember

But they're not gonna laugh anymore

No more Maxie the geek, no more goof of the week, like before

No more algebra tests till September

No more looking at losers like him

No more having to cheat

No more mystery meat

No more gym, no more gym, no more gym, no more gym

Gonna move to the mall

Gonna live in the pool

Gonna talk to Roxane and not feel like a fool

Cause after today I'm gonna be cruising

After today she'll be mine

After today my brains will be snoozing

If I don't think I'll be fine

I got forty more minutes of home economics

Then down with the text books

And up with the comics

Just think of all the time I've been losing

Finding the right thing to say

But things will be going my way after today

She looked right through me and who could blame her

I need a new me plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof

And after today I'm gonna be cruising

No more pep-rallies to pep, blah

After today my brains will be snoozing

(I'm gonna sit on my butt)

I got less than an hour and when this is ended

I'll either be famous or you'll be suspended

Just think of all the time I've been losing

Waiting until I can say

Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents goodbye

Gonna party from now till the end of July

Things will be going my way after today

I wish that this was the day after today