Na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!

Dad says "Act your age", you heard the man, it's time to rage!

Blast the bass, turn out the light, ain't nobody home tonight!

Drink, smoke, it's all cool, let's get naked in my pool!

Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain't nobody home tonight!

His folks got a waterbed, come upstairs and rest your head

Let's rub each other's backs while watching porn on Cinemax!

Aw, the folks are gone, it's time for big fun! Big fun!

We're up till dawn having some big fun! Big fun!

When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet

It's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Woo!

So, it's salt then shot then lime, very important to get the order right

Ooh! You're a natural, just like my mom!

Veronica, you're looking good tonight!

Whoa

A hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery!

Brainiac cleans up alright, Veronica is hot tonight!

Freaked, tweaked, head's a blur, how did I get so popular?

Don't get close, you might ignite, Veronica is hot tonight!

Dreams are coming true when people laugh but not at you

I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! I feel like Bono at LiveAid!

The house is ours, it's time for big fun! Big fun!

Let's use their showers, that sounds like big fun! Big fun!

Crack open one more case!

I think that's what they call "third base"

Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!

I'm actually having

Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Woo!

Yo, rottweilers! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?

Gonna make 'em go wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!

Aw, the party's hot, hot, hot, it's time for big fun! Big fun!

You need a jello shot!

We're having big fun! Big fun!

Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh

Here comes the Cootie Squad, we should

Shut up, Heather

Sorry, Heather

Look who's with her, oh, my God!

Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!

Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!

I can't believe you actually came

It's exciting, right?

Excuse me, I want to say hello to Ram, I brought sparkling cider!

Showing up here took some guts, time to rip 'em out

Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout

Ha!

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

Hi, Ram!

I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the trouble to write that sweet note

What note? Why do you gotta be so weird all the time?

People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal

There's no alcohol in this, are you trying to poison me?

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Diggety-dang-a-dang!

The folks are gone, it's time for big fun! Big fun!

We're up till dawn having some big fun! Big fun!

So let the speakers blow, they'll buy another stereo

Our folks got no clue 'bout half the shit their children do

Why are they surprised whenever we're unsupervised?

It's big fun! Big fun!

Big fun! Big fun!

Big fun! Big fun! Woo!