West Covina

West Covina, California In my soul, I feel a fire 'Cause I'm headed for the pride of the Inland Empire My life's about to change, oh my gosh 'Cause I'm hopefully, desperately in love with West Covina See the sparkle of the concrete ground Hear the whoosh of the bustling town What a feeling of love in my gut I'm going faster than the middle school's music program was cut People dine at Chez Applebee's (ah-ah) And the sky seems to smile at me (ah-ah) It's all new, but I have no fear (accidentes) And also by coincidence, Josh Just happens to be here What a cool looking anime wig And I've never seen a pretzel this big It's my destiny, that much is clear And also this guy Josh just happens to be here Is he here? He's not here To be clear, I didn't move here for Josh, I just needed a change 'Cause to move here for Josh, now that'd be strange But don't get me wrong, if he asks for a date I would totally be like, "That sounds great" Did it sound cool when I said that sounds great? Okay, how about now? That sounds great Yes, I heard of West Covina from Josh But I didn't move here because of Josh Do you get those things are different? (No hablo Ingles) ¿Entiendes que son differentes? Look, everyone, stop giving me the shakedown I am not having a nervous West Covina, California West Covina, California Hear the band playing in my heart (ah-ah) My new life is about to start (ah-ah) True happiness is so near Aw, you guys are good, bye bye (Sorry kids, budget cuts, tuba and horn, no more band kiddo, nice dress) And also by coincidence, so random, just by chance Who'da thunk it, so remarkable and weird, right? It's so great That this guy Josh just happens to be... Here! Only two hours from the beach!