I been watchin' these wannabe cowboys
Getting turned down like a radio
I been sittin' here watching you
Thinking of one or two new ways to say no
But you been tappin' them Tony Lamas
You got one thing on your mind
And girl, with that body, can't believe nobody's
Asked you to dance all night
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood
Spread around a little sawdust
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
These boys don't know how to two-step
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines
And you ain't here to talk (Nah)
Step, step to the left
Step, step to the right
Yeah, I could ask if you fell from Heaven
Where you're hidin' them angel wings (Where they at?)
I could say you look like Loretta Lynn, circa 1973
I could buy you another fruity drink
But you been drinkin' free here all night long
I'd rather use that money to keep the band country
Playin' your favorite songs
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood
Spread around a little sawdust
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
These boys don't know how to two-step
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines
And you ain't here to talk
Step, step to the left
Step, step to the right
(Hey guitar player, gimme some of that guitar)
Yeah, a little less conversation
Slide to the left, slide to the right
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood
Spread around a little sawdust
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
These boys don't know how to two-step
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines
And you ain't here to talk
Nah, I ain't here to drop pickup lines
And you ain't here to talk
Step, step to the left
Step, step to the right
Yeah, I got some new dance moves over here
Yeah, you haven't seen 'em yet, just wait
