Behold the wizard

Beware his powers

Unspeakable powers

Under the gaze of the necromancer

A silver staircase starts to rise

People stand on it and marvel at the power shooting from his eyes

Cold food becomes hot again

When his spell unfolds

With a mere wave of his hand, his hot dog will explode!

In the presence of the wizard

Traffic will stop at his whim

He can cross the street, no problem, as the cars bow down in front of him

Channels on the TV change

He's still in his chair

Then he pulls his magic wand, and reclines in the air

Daffy: (*In back story*) By the dim light of the dream realm's black sun, the Wizard climbs the frozen waterfall of Voldrini in search of Celestia, the guardian of infinite power

When suddenly a terrible Garlon appears and attacks with ice, but the Wizard is undeterred

The Garlon roars and unleashes the most sinister wind, but the wizard is undeterred

The Garlon summons the stones of Prophynia, but the wizard is undeterred

Calling upon the powers of the ancient, the wizard conjures a sacred fire and casts his foe into the molten maw of an insatiable Gort. Thanks, Gort

Ahh, Celestia. I think you're going to enjoy this

The Wizard stands on the precipice of ultimate power

The gates open to reveal…

Daffy: (*awake*) Ooh! How long was I asleep?

Bugs: Three days. You have a bed, you know

Daffy: I'm starving. I gotta get something to eat

Famished from his latest quest, the wizard seeks a snack

He sets sail for ecstasy at the Quesadilla Shack

He is the wizard!

The mystical wizard!