I'm coming out of the sandbox
You'll get covered in dog doo
I'm gonna get off the see-saw
Say goodbye to your mama
Oh yeah let's get high on some pop rock
Pop rock and coke
I'll blow your sucker
Teach you how to laugh at daddy's dirty jokes
Don't head your bets, doubled down
If you wanna get ahead in tinsel town
Turn that smile upside down
Happy people don't have sex
Now Robbie
Everybody Swings Both Ways
From the butches, the bandits
The? of faggots and singers with everything they need
Everybody Swings Both Ways
Face it Robbie,
You're a little bit gay
I'm Getting hard on the pavement
Can you find me some grass?
I have a certain arrangement
Up the kyber pass
Oh yeah
Let's get high with some fruitcake
Fruitcake and tea
And after I've done her,
Well you can do me
Don't head your bets doubled down
If you wanna get ahead in tinsel town
Just follow me you enormous clown
Clever people don't have sex?
Now Rufus
Everybody Swings Both Ways
The bully, the bigot
The giants, the midget
And singers with everything they need
Everybody Swings both ways
Face it Rufus you're a tad gay
Face it Robbie, your a little bit,
Gay
