Jose & Mark

Welcome back to Sports Chat I'm standing here with two fellas Who are having a heck of a year, the Bash Brothers At this point, guys, I think everyone knows who you are But just in case, why don't you introduce yourselves? Oh, okay, well They call me José And I'm Mark José And I'm Mark Go, José, go, oiled up like Rambo Take the needle out my butt and hop in the Lambo The anabolics got me feelin' bionic 'Cause you know I'm indestructible I'm José, I'm Mark You're a stud, and you're a thoroughbred stallion Necks laced up with the let's bash medallion Rollin' to Hilltop Mall to get a pager Got girls of every flavor because we're in the majors Freaks, hit up my Skytel, I'll come mess up your Maybelline My beeper beeping more than my dialysis machine Kidney failure's just part of the game We're not ashamed now the world knows my motherfucking name They call me José And I'm Mark José And I'm Mark Canseco, can make the hoes go low Slow-mo for your bro, one time otro Nineteen-eighty-ocho the year of the lobo The whole Bay love me because I'm so bolo Speeding through San Fran Got a pass from the po-po Pumpin' my andros then wash 'em down with SoCo Try and touch my Jheri curls, I'll put you in a chokehold Hit the Taco Bell and drop the extra guacamolo Hotbox the whole Lambo with pakalolo And teach me that taekwondo though Well, step into my dojo Cocaine fists cave your nose hole They don't know though We like Samwise and Frodo But also like Dorothy and Toto But way more swole, bro Our bodies are loco That's why they're chanting José (José! José! José!) And I'm Mark José (José! José! José!) My name is Mark McGwire, I play first base They call me José (José, José, José) (And I'm Mark, I'm Mark, I'm Mark) And I'm Mark José (And I'm Mark, I'm Mark) And I'm Ma-ma-ma-ma-Mark