The Birthday Party

Hello

There's a place

I've been going

There's a place I've been going

Now I'm clean

It would seem

Let's go somewhere I'll be seen

As sad as it seems

I seen Greg and he was like

"I seen your friends at the birthday party

They were kinda fucked up before it even started

They were gonna go to the Pinegrove show

But they didn't know about all the weird stuff

So they just left it" (So they just left it)

And I was wasted (I was wasted)

And cold

And minding my business

And I seen the girls and they were all like

"Do you wanna come and get fucked up?"

Listen, I got myself a missus so there can't be any kissing

"Oh, don't be a fridge! You better wise up, kid

It's all Adderall now, it doesn't make you wanna do it"

This ain't going well

I thought that I was stuck in Hell

In a boring conversation with a girl called Mel

About her friend in Cincinnati called "Matty" as well

You pulled away when I went in for the kiss

No, it wasn't a diss

You put the tap on to cover up the sound of your piss

After four years, don't you think I'm over all this?

"That's rich from a man who can't shit

In a hotel room, he's gotta share for a bit"

You make a little hobby out of going to the lobby

To get things that they don't have

Does it go through ya when I'm talking to ya?

You know that I could sue ya if we're married and you fuck up again

Impress myself with stealth and bad health

And my wealth and regressive causes

Drink your kombucha, buy an Ed Ruscha

Surely it's a print 'cause I'm not made of it

Look, the fucking state of it

I came pretty late to it

We can still be mates 'cause it's only a picture

All your friends

In one place

Oh, we're a scene

Whatever that means

I depend

On my friends

To stay clean

As sad as it seems

As sad as it seems

As sad as it seems