Caulk

Now it's time to caulk the deck If my kids come by I'll snap their necks There's caulk in my hands and on the planks It's four in the morning and I'm wide awake Now here comes my stupid son If only if only I could work a gun Stop him right there, in his tracks Better shape up quick or you'll get the axe God I just hate my kids When I hear their voices I lose my lid There's mud in my car not from my bike Better find my son he'll pay the price I have got the perfect plan It's time for me to be a man Beat my children with a shoe They'll wake up dead, and so will you Caulk Caulk Caulk Caulk Caulk