World's on Heroin

The world's on heroin I'm on strike against all this laziness I try to go for all Despite all the underachievers From the government to the drive-thru guy Delayed results with no reasons why My only guess, they must be high I wanna put an end to all of them But I don't know where to begin 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin The world's on heroin Everybody is standing in my way I try to use my brain Stupidity is thrown in my face I'm a coffee guy in a stoner place And the world keeps turning at a turtle's pace Get it over with, and check into N.A. I wanna put an end to all of them But I don't know where to begin 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin If I had my way I'd prefer if everyone was on speed I'm so sick of the "no can do" And the failures you concede At any rate, from the looks of things Everyone's nodding out but me The world's on heroin Too many lazy morons in my face The world's on heroin Everybody acts like a zombie I'm not saying I'm better than them I don't have the kind of time to spend With slacker types trying to be my friend I'm gonna put an end to all of them But I don't know where to begin 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin Yeah, I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin Heroin