Camel Crew

This carvery is on the house Service is slow, and all the glass are stained But carry on, it always comes Sooner than you think The steak is dry, the wine is weak This dialogue, is badly written And cheapened by the need For well cast female leads The camel crew in baby blue Parked in a van and all the lenses are stained Stay in your homes Home on the range And it's a new day now Now 51 Kick in his hands, hands on the reins And it's a new day This avant garde is still the same Go to Goldsmiths and they dye their fringes Just to know they've made it only When they sign the rights to Sony Where the steps are swept And the lawn is neat The flowerbeds shame the neighbours Milo knew he'd made it when he Got his first mock Tudor semi The camel crew in baby blue Parked in a van and all the lenses are stained Stay in your homes Home on the range And it's a new day now Now 51 Kick in his hands, hands on the reins And it's a new day You say it's boring, but it's not It's only I forgot Call a number, make a change And in the morning when it's hot You close your eyes and watch Just call a number, make a change