Moose Knuckle Shuffle

Well, my truck broke down out on Highway 43

Just some honeysuckle, couple cows and me

I looked up and the sign I see

Said, "Welcome, y'all to Moose Knuckle, Tennessee"

Well, I walked into town and when I got there

They were havin' a ball on the old town square

Doin' a dance I didn't know how to do

Then this girl said, "Boy, I can teach you"

Yeah, you shuffle to the left, you shuffle to right

Put your hands in your pants and you hike 'em up high

No matter what you're packin' under that belt buckle

Everybody do the Moose Knuckle shuffle

The next thing I knew, the moose was loose

I started a train shakin' my caboose

Tracy Byrd showed up and said, "What's this y'all?

It might be better than the watermelon crawl"

Yeah, you shuffle to the left, you shuffle to right

Put your hands in your pants and you hike 'em up high

No matter what you're packin' under that belt buckle

Everybody do the Moose Knuckle shuffle

Well, I married that girl and we had a couple kids

Got elected mayor, first thing I did

Was stick a new sign in that old honeysuckle

Says, "Welcome to the home of the Moose Knuckle shuffle"

Yeah, you shuffle to the left, you shuffle to right

Put your hands in your pants and you hike 'em up high

No matter what you're packin' under that belt buckle

Everybody do the Moose Knuckle shuffle

We'll be happy to teach you, it ain't no trouble

Everybody do the Moose Knuckle shuffle

Do the Moose Knuckle shuffle

Do the Moose Knuckle shuffle

Aw, knuckle down boys