Melon and the Coconut

Melon and the coconut are sittin' on the floor Coco said to Melly, "I can't do this anymore Everything we're doin' just feels fuckin' cold Everything we're shootin', that's just fake B-roll B-sides, killing time, filler that's all How did this happen when we were so close?" "How did this all go so Pete Tong? When it all started, I thought we would grow old Living in the city with a baby and a dog Doing school runs in a four by four I make pancakes and waffles I could be a stay at home G.I. Joe" Melly said to Coco, "I can't do this anymore One day, you'll see you're fuckin' wrong Sometimes B-sides are the best songs Sometimes killing time's very fruitful I know I can't make you younger" "I can't stop life movin' onwards I can't hide you from life's horrors I'm not makin' you like your father Too much quinoa and online shopping Off-White Air Force Ones in boxes You're a fuckin' coconut, can't even put 'em on Even if you could you couldn't even pull 'em off"