Jerks on Ice

We're gonna put those jerks on ice Every day, all night We're gonna send them all away Make them pay Momma says "You're a good girl, you throw your smile out into the world And all the love comes back to you, times two" They always seem so mellow Oh, they always seem so mellow to you They always seem so mellow Oh, they always seem so mellow - not true Then you take their attitude And you take them when they're rude And you take them out to lunch, or to brunch Maybe you have a child Maybe you have a dog and she's wild But you have to take care of them So you bend They always seem so mellow Oh, they always seem so mellow to you They always seem so mellow Oh, they always seem so mellow - not true They always seem so mellow Oh, they always seem so mellow to you They always seem so mellow Oh, they always seem so mellow, not true