Honky Tonked Up

Excuse me mister, I'm outta touch You see, me and the missus don't get to town much And I can tell by the buckle on your belt that you can help Now, where's that bar? I coulda swore it was right there on the corner by the liquor store It had the long horns hanging right above the swingin' door I gotta patiently waiting little lady in the truck With a hankering to get all honky tonked up So where's the boots and all the cowboy hats? Where's the booze and the brews and the neon at? Where's the smoke and an old juke box? Where the dance floors packed, and the music don't stop I gotta two-stepping gal can't two step enough With a hankerin' to get all honky tonked up He said hey buddy, I sympathize I met a girl just like her last Friday night Drove up and down every road in this town until we found A big long line with a red velvet rope Twenty-five damn dollars for a rum and coke I asked the bouncer at the door with the tails on his tux Where the country folks go to get honky tonk'd up? Where's the boots and all the cowboy hats? Where's the booze and the brews and the neon at? Where there's smoke and an old juke box Where the dance floors packed, and the music don't stop I gotta two-stepping gal can't two step enough With a hankerin' to get all honky tonked up Honky tonked up Honky tonked up Honky tonked up Honky tonked up Come on now Where the boots and all the cowboy hats Where's the brew and the booze and the neon at? Where there's smoke and an old juke box Where the dance floors packed, and the music don't stop I gotta two-stepping gal ain't two stepped enough With a hankering to get all honky tonked up Where's the folks all go to get honky tonked up