Black Friday

So it’s that time of year again

You’ve been stuffed to the brim with food until the days end

But now it's time to grab some presents

And be kind to your fellow man

So pack inside your car now

‘Cuz we’re gluttons for punishment

So grab your coupons, and grab your friends

‘Cuz we’re going to the Mall, never to be seen again

Now’s the time, so get in line

Open the door, cuz it's Black Friday tonight

It’s finally that joyous time of year

The entire Mall is filled with children’s cheer

The stores are filled with all kinds of people,

who will consume as much as you

So put on your football helmet

Cuz you know what you gotta do

Run inside, and buy it all

Get that toy that’s three feet tall

Shake off the folks who want to fight

Get what’s yours on this Black Friday tonight

Deck the halls out of your neighbor, Fa La La La La, La La La La!

Steal a TV from a stranger, Fa La La La La, La La La La!

Get a gift card for your mother, Fa la la, la la la, la la la!

An xbox for your dickhead brother

FA LA LA LA LA

LA LA LA

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!