Acquittal

Vindman testified against me

He can eat his Purple Heart out

Sondland gave a million to my inauguration

A misleading way to start out

Yovanovitch is next in line

She’s gonna wish she took up knitting

She’s gonna go through some things

Now that I’ve got my Acquit-ing

Romney is such a phony

He once begged me for a job

Now he’s peddling such baloney

Pandering to some crazy mob

Anyone can guess his story

His little problem with his equipment

Now I’m free to say more than I know

Thanks to my Acquit-ment

Mulvaney worked freaking hard

As my acting Chief of Staff

He was trying to be so faithful

It almost made me laugh

Now it’s his turn in the barrel

He’s gonna miss his pittance

He just bored me something bad

Now I’m liberated by

My Acquit-tance

Nixon he had his enemies list

But he left the job half-done

You could say I’m on a mission

My mind is set on stun

My pathetic staff is warning me

Against anger laced with spittle

I can’t even hear them now

After my Acquittal

When you cross me I remember

When you serve me I forget

They say I learned a lesson

I haven’t learned one yet

I wake up every morning

So angry and so brittle

But screw all that

It’s payback time

Ever since my Acquittal