Why? Why?

Why?

Hey daddy, I smacked these hoes

I stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios

I got a pencil in my nose

And I beat my diaper everywhere I go

I like to hop-hop like a bunny

Pooped my pants, and now it's runny

I go "ooh-ooh", you think that's funny?

I stuffed my diaper with all my money

(Jeffy)

Why? Why? (Jeffy, don't do that)

Why? why? (Jeffy, eat your green beans)

Why? why? (Jeffy, don't poop your pants)

Why? why?

Cat piano solo

Oh, Jeffy, stop it

Why?

Got a helmet on top of my head

Spanked my pee-pee until it was red

Eat green beans? I'd rather be dead

It's ten o'clock and I'm ready for bed

Hey daddy, I just, uh, showed you how to poop on the track

So, uh, I'm goin' to bed

I got my carrots on, I got my bunny suit on, I'm ready for bed