Icky Thump

Ah, icky thump, who'da thunk?

Sitting drunk on a wagon to Mexico

Ahh well, what a chump

Well, my head got a bump when I hit it on the radio

Redhead señorita looking dead

Came and said, "Need a bed?" in Español

I said, "Gimme a drink of water

I'm gonna sing around the collar, and I don't need a microphone"

Icky thump with a lump in my throat

Grabbed my coat, and I was freaking, I was ready to go

And I swear besides the hair, she had one white eye

One blank stare, looking up, lying there

On the stand, near her hand was a candy cane

Black rum, sugar cane, dry ice and something strange

La la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la

White Americans, what? Nothing better to do

Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant, too

Who's using who? What should we do?

Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute, too

Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk

Robbed blind, looked around, and there was nobody else

Left alone, I hit myself with a stone

Went home and learned how to clean up after myself