Hello Kitty

Hello, Hello Kitty

Hello, dear friend

Your smile is pretty like a flower that's in bloom

Love is in your heart, and sings a happy tune

Hello, Hello Kitty

Play with us today

Hello Kitty says you can never have too many

Friends, well, bitch, I've got none!

No one's no fun, they all think I'm dumb

Rotting away in my party of one

And I honestly can't tell you the last time I saw the sun

Hello Kitty with no worries in a fantasy land

Instead, I'm dragging out each day

Pulling my hair out strand by strand

One day, I'm gonna get stretched too hard

And snap like a rubber band

I wonder if this will get better

People do say that it can

I can teach you how to be just like me

Crying all night, sleeping till three

I can teach you how to be just like me

Just listen carefully

I can teach you how to be just like me

Cute as Hello Kitty

I can teach you how to be just like me

Just listen carefully

Kitty, she's my favorite friend (She's my only friend)

I know, no matter who abandons me

She'll be there till the end

And I know when the world's in flames

She'll take my hand and rescue me out of this shitty place

She keeps me warm, stitched me up when I get torn

Be the light amidst the storm, hail, Kitty, she's so adorned

I don't believe in much, but if there's one thing that I trust

If there's a higher being, it must be her, she's never unjust

I can teach you how to be just like me

Crying all night, sleeping till three

I can teach you how to be just like me

Just listen carefully

I can teach you how to be just like me

Cute as Hello Kitty

I can teach you how to be just like me

Just listen carefully