F**k Being Sober

Have you heard this song? I hate this song Me too We die, then it's over So fuck being sober I could write seventeen songs in a day No one's gon' give a shit 'bout what I say They're always gonna ask, what my job is Probably 'cause I dropped out of college Couple kids from my town already got hitched I still got daddy issues, I ain't fixed Think, "I'm gonna drink all my money" Why they all look at me funny? So pour me another One for my brother And two for my parents I know they can't stand this I hate the world, that shit just ain't for me 9 to 5, that shit is so boring People always tellin' me things I just wanna do my own thing The happiest I've been's at a party Wasted with my friends and why not? We die, then it's over So fuck being sober Let me just take a sec for my best friends Kelsey and Amy, thank God we're not dead Stealing street signs in your two-door Still the same nights that I live for (Ah-ha) Everyone's worried 'bout where we'll all be In fifty years, I'll be here singing off-key Faded as my jeans and I'm messed up Chasin' all my dreams with a red cup So pour me another One for my brother And two for my parents I know they can't stand this I hate the world, that shit just ain't for me 9 to 5, that shit is so boring People always tellin' me things I just wanna do my own thing The happiest I've been's at a party Wasted with my friends and why not? We die, then it's over So fuck being sober Hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey We die, then it's over So fuck being sober Truth is, one day All these wasted nights will Turn to Mondays And we'll be somewhere else with New friends and old ways A little hungover, but we're fine But all I know for now is I hate the world, that shit just ain't for me 9 to 5, that shit is so boring People always tellin' me things I just wanna do my own thing The happiest I've been's at a party Wasted with my friends and why not? We die, then it's over So fuck being sober (Woo) Hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey We die, then it's over So fuck being sober It's out of tune Oh, now it's out of tune Okay, I think we have it, no? I kinda like it That's a wrap