2 + 2 = 5 (arr. Nathan Schram)

Are you such a dreamer

To put the world to rights

I'll stay home forever

Where two and two always makes a five

I'll lay down the tracks

Sandbag, and hide

January has April showers

And two and two always makes a five

It's the devil's way now

There is no way out

You can scream and you can shout

But it's too late now

Because you have not been

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

You have not been

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

You have not been

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

You have not been

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

Payin' attention

I try to sing along but the music's all wrong

'Cause I'm not, 'cause I'm not

I swat 'em like flies,

But like flies the buggers keep comin' back

But I'm not

All hail to the thief, all hail to the thief

But I'm not, but I'm not,

But I'm not, but I'm not

Don't question my authority

Or put me in a box

'Cause I'm not, 'cause I'm not

Oh go and tell the king

That the sky is fallin' in

But it's not, but it's not

But it's not, maybe not

Maybe not