Top of the morning Scott

I smoked a bowl to get me started

Ate a piece of toast, I picked my nose and then I farted

To my dearly departed: you know I feel you when you're feeling broken-hearted

No time to waste or we're going to end up where we started

Just take the shot, you might hit the target

My inbox, Tik Tok, Facebook, Instagram

Those Bumble/Tinder apps keep me retar-uh

Can't say that, lockdown's got you 'bout to lose your mind

'cause there are no distractions left to eat up your time

All aboard, bandwagon's leaving soon

But you never really had a clue

And if the world caught fire, you would hold the hose

But you wouldn't know what to do

Let me come over, burn the TV

Throw your iPhone into the river

I'm so sick of the scrolling

Notification, b-b-b-boring

Why not come over, burn the TV

Throw your Android into the river

I'm so sick of the scrolling

Notification, b-b-b-boring

So where the heck have you been?

Go within, how else are you gonna win?

If I wanna draw blood, I might as well do it with the fucking pen

Don't cross me when I'm writing, t-t-that's a sin

I can't imagine how we end up in trouble yet again

It's like a vicious cycle, a battle that you're never gonna win

When you're flailing like a fish with no fin

A major cringe with a tinge of virtue-signalling BS once again

I've already made my peace with the world if everything were to end, so i say

All aboard, bandwagon's leaving soon

But you never really had a clue

And if the world caught fire, you would hold the hose

But you wouldn't know what to do

Let me come over, burn the TV

Throw your iPhone into the river

I'm so sick of the scrolling

Notification, b-b-b-boring

Why not come over, burn the TV

Throw your Android into the river

I'm so sick of the scrolling

Notification, b-b-b-boring

Lifted up, glimpsed the cold light of day

But then the spirit called and took their lives away

So as the veil comes down for us to see right through

Forfeit a filthy dollar, find another revenue

Let me come over, burn the TV

Throw your iPhone into the river

I'm so sick of the scrolling

Notification, b-b-b-boring

Why not come over, burn the TV

Throw your Android into the river

I'm so sick of the scrolling

Notification, b-b-b-boring