I do it for the cause

I do it for the kicks

It's 8 AM it's time we get this shit all over with

so we pile in a van, start singing Everclear

We're heading to the yard so we can chug some beers

Then I throw one back

I throw an egg to Mickey then he tosses it to Zach

When he throws it back I pass the egg to Alex and I hope that it will crack

When I throw one back

I throw the egg to Duck and hear a little quack

That's how the story goes

I do it for the brahs

I do it for the kids

It's 9 AM with So Much For The Afterglow again

I grab another can, a shot of everclear

We're hanging at the yard where we can chug some beers

Then I throw it back

I throw the egg to Alex and it hits him in the sack

When I get the egg from Mickey and I plan my next attack

Then I throw it back

I see that we are empty and we need another pack

That's how the story goes

My father gave me an egg

I will buy you a new egg

I do it for applause

I do it for the shits

It's 10 AM and now this is completely over with

So I'm heading back to bed

I've got to turn back in

This time I mean it when I say I'll never drink again

I'm fucking drunk