I don’t wanna be like Chad

He’s gonna be a deadbeat dad

He’s got dick pics on his iPad

Of who?

Is that Captain America

Chad wants to Avenge that Ass

Chad wants to bang my mom

Keeps getting her all these thongs

He has like 22 bongs

Did you know that one hit of Chad’s weed shows you the soundstage where they faked the moon landing?

For real? Can we try some?

Let’s go find out!

Fuck you

Fuck me

Chad wants fuck, my God it’s insanity

Fuck you

Fuck me

No Chad I won’t play beer pong

Fuck you

Fuck me

Chad got that small dick energy

Help me help you

Shove that JUUL right down your face hole

Chad is a little bitch

Get wrecked!

He beats his meat on Twitch

His last girl’s dead in a ditch

Now I gotta to sing this song

Before Chad takes my mom

To the Scientology sea org boat

They have a boat?

Yeah… Xenu paid for it

Will we get to meet Tom Cruise?

Let’s go save her!

Fuck you

Fuck me

Chad likes every TicTok dance video

Fuck you

Fuck me

No Chad I won’t do a jager bomb

Fuck you

Fuck me

Chad hacked all of your emails

Help me help you

Shove that JUUL right up your asshole

I fucking hate Chad

Chad, you’re a dick

Give back my oatmeal

Stop being a frickin’ dork

No wait, that’s your oatmeal?

Oh

Well fuck you Chad

1, 2, Fuck you!

Whoa Oh Oh Oh

Whoa Oh Oh Oh

Fuck you

Fuck me

Chad signed you up for a pyramid scheme

Fuck you

Fuck me

Chad’s a… meanie… buttface… dumb!

Fuck you

Fuck me

Chad’s best friend is Kim Jong Un

Help me help you

Chad’s the worse human to ever live

Fuck you Chad

you suck ass

Fuck you Chad

Stay away from my mom

Fuck you Chad

you suck ass

Fuck you Chad

Stay away from my mom

you’ll never deserve her

She’s a Goddess

I’ll never call you Dad, not even at your funeral