Piggy Bastards

Snort it up at the sty, and look at us down their snout

Loading up to play dirty, praying for shooting out

Someone’s tail light is broken, time to go fightin’ crime

Pop a cap in their asses, pop a cap off a beer

Who’s treading on you with a fat boot?

The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards

Who’s caught red handed in a blue suit?

The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards

When they’re in the mud and taking hits

When all that’s left is bacon bits

We’ll take the final shot

All the snakes have been trampled, all the pigs have blue wives

But when they’re going ham, they’re being televised

Someone’s rolling a doobie, time to go fightin’ crime

Smoking up reefer madness, smoke him up out of fear

Who’s treading on you with a fat boot?

The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards

Who’s caught red handed in a blue suit?

The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards

When they’re in the mud and taking hits

When all that remains is bacon bits

We’ll take the final shot

Who does the crime they say they’re halting?

The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards

Who’s coupling handcuffs and assaulting?

The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards

Who’s taking “how to murder” classes?

The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards

Who’s gonna kill you with your taxes?

The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards

Who’s triggering the persecution?

The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards

Who’s planting seeds for revolution?

The piggy bastards, the piggy bastards

When they’re in the mud and taking hits

When all that remains is bacon bits

We’ll take the final shot