Tales of Flossie Fillet

It all happened so many years ago

Nobody knows, because nobody wants to know

Barbara Bath Bun and Good Old Sidney Sand

They’re the founding members, the leaders of the land

It’s very sad

That they should spend

All of their lives

Then it should end

Flossie Fillet, she has just been born

And so has Hector, and friendly Percy Pawn

When they’re forgotten, who will take their place?

Another Flossie, with a different face

It’s very sad

That they should spend

All of their lives

Then it should end

If they could see

The loneliness that surrounds me

If I could go

To stay at 15 Antrim Road, road

As we leave them, the band presents a tune

There's Dennis on the xylophone, Bessie on bassoon

You’ll never believe, what I have got to say

The tales of Flossie Fillet all happened in a day

It’s very sad

That they should spend

All of their lives

Then it should end

Flossie Fillet, it’s time for her to go

Say goodbye to Moon the Loon and dithering and Dr. Dose

Don’t forget the little man who couldn’t pronounce his name

Tommy Keeler, six foot two, Spencer's on a train

Johnny Too-Good's in a cab and going round and round

Johnny Martin's in a kilt and going up to tune (It's Flossie Fillet)

Anita Gray and Catherine Day have come to take a bow (It's Flossie Fillet)

All effects are face to face, who did it we don’t know how (It's Flossie Fillet)

Dave and Ray, Joan and Jim build a coat as well (It's Flossie Fillet)

Marigold, Vick and Sylvl and Babs is ringing the bell (It's Flossie Fillet)

La la la, la la la, la la la la la (It's Flossie Fillet)

La la la...