Hey, Dr. Fauci!

So, I'm running through the park, with the science in my shoe But the Reaper's right behind me; someone tell me what to do Got a Ziploc bag and a diaper on my head Yeah, it looks a little silly, but that's what Dr. Fauci said Two gags are better than one Don't think, the thinking's been done Flip-flop, it's no, then it's yes Another name for science is an educated guess Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Dr. Fauci Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Doctor Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Dr. Fauci Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Doctor I've been trying hard to follow what the so-called experts say This thing they call "the science" keeps on changing every day When you think you've got it down, they say: Buddy, not so fast Here's another load of science out of Dr. Fauci's ass Three gags are better than two We'll twist the logic for you Outdoors, and gagged like a chump It ain't so much the science as to disrespect The Trump Four gags are better than three We own the gag company Ten gags are much better, still Who's gonna sell it for us? Dr. Fauci will Gather round, kids, got a brand-new dance It's called The Dr. Fauci, and it's burning up my pants Put your right brain in, your left brain out And you do the Dr. Fauci, and you shake it all about, hey Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Dr. Fauci Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Doctor Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Dr. Fauci Hey, Dr. Fauci, woah, Doctor