I've got a record player that was made in 2014

Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green

I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees

I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees

I've got a record player that was made in 2014

Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green

I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees

I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees

I'm in an elevator, it's goin' down, down, down

I spent forever with my feet on the ground

But not now

'Cause I don't wanna do the wrong thing

Guess I gotta go and get famous for doin' nothing

Da, da, da-da, da, da

Crack a smile, crack a smile

Da da da-da da da

Stay a while, stay a while

Da, da, da-da, da, da

Am I holdin' for applause?

Is it gone? Is this on?

I've got a record player that was made in 2014

Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green

I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees

I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees

I've got a record player that was made in 2014

Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green

I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees

I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees

I'm in the simulator, I'm doin' a-okay

But every day is just rewind and replay

Not today

I'll head out to Monterey

Throw my phone into the waves

Can you see it in my eyes? Am I finally awake?

Da, da, da-da, da, da

Crack a smile, crack a smile

Da, da, da-da, da, da

Stay a while, stay a while

Da, da, da-da, da, da

I think the best is yet to come

So drink up and good luck

I've got a record player that was made in 2014

Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green

I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees

I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees

I've got a record player that was made in 2014 (Sometimes I think all I'm ever doin' is)

Dyed my hair blue, it came out a seasick sort of green (Tryin' to convince myself I'm alive)

I like vintage dresses when they fall just below my knees (Sometimes I think all I'm ever doin' is)

I pretend I scraped them climbing in the trees (Tryin' to convince myself I'm alive)

Sometimes I think all I'm ever doin' is

Trying to convince myself I'm alive

Sometimes I think all I'm ever doin' is

Trying to convince myself I'm climbing in the trees