She said, "I'm not into drama because life's too short"

And I believed that until I saw her Snapchat score

Yeah, when we first met she said we couldn't talk

Because our star signs don't match and that's against the law

She told me live my best life, when I'm with her don't want to live at all

I lose at least a couple brain cells every time she speaks

I wanna kiss her but she hasn't closed her mouth in weeks

She tells me that she hates me each and every day

But she don't want to lose her streak, so she always stays

She told me I was cancelled, I told her I was thankful

It all came to a standstill

And she said

Oh if you were as funny as you are online

We'd have a perfect time, you know

I loved your private story but you're actually so boring

And I think it's time that you should go

You were great for an Insta post or two

But, if it's quite alright, I'm going ghost on you

She likes to tear me down, she does it all the time

I played her this song, she said it sounded like

The worstest thing she's heard in all her life

She stalks my location when I am out at night

And if I don't respond she tends to call me up

In fact, that's her now, I wonder what she wants

If you were as funny as you are online

We'd have a perfect time, you know

I loved your private story but you're actually so boring

And I think it's time that you should go

You were great to have there when I needed you

But now the likes have dipped, I think that we're both through

If you were as funny as you are online

I try to call, but you never call me back

God knows that we would have the perfect time

Can't wait on your text, I'm too old for that

If you were as funny as you are online

I try to call, but you never call me back

God knows that we would have the perfect time

Can't wait on your text 'cause I'm too old

If you were as funny as you are online

We'd have a perfect time, you know

I loved your story, you're so so boring

I think it's time you go

You were great for an Insta post

I don't need you anymore, so I'm ghost

Oh if you were as funny as you are online

Wish you were as funny as you are online

She used to love me, but she don't no more

And I can tell 'cause I keep checking her Snapchat score