Back is aching but I cannot sleep

'Cause I won't be beat like I am the mayor of some godforsaken town

Sure, they knighted me yesterday

But who needs armor when I've an exoskeleton?

I slip and squirm through the cracks

Creep around by the, all the loading zones in my dirty little town

Get my shopping done, laundry too

Drop some dead weight, clean my hands of what I need to clean my hands of

And all for free by mayoral decree

All from zone to loading zone of my town, yeah

Three grumpy girls and a dying daddy

But oh, so gorgeous the way they crave

How beautiful to take a bite out of the world

I want to rip the world a new one

It just crawls out of my mouth anymore

You can hate on it or you can hug it

You can get all mushy and lovey-dovey

It's all the same when I'm out there driving around

All from zone to loading zone of my beautiful town

I park for free

One stop shop life for the quick fix

Before you get a ticket

That's the way I live my life

I park for free

I park for free

I park for free

I park for free

I park for free

I park for free