You're a douchebag
And I can prove that
With the evidence she left in my bed
You're a douchebag
You'll never change, yeah
And I still don't know what's going on in your head
Moving on fast to the next, yeah
It's a hundred percent not a chance that I'm wrong
Why'd it take me this long to know
The story all started when a boy meets girl
And they fell in love in a big, big world
Found a place on the East side
She really thought he would treat her right but
Then one night, she came back home
Started scrolling on her phone
Saw pics on the internet, of him and a new girl in her bed
I wanted us to end up as friends
But you fucked it all up
You're a douchebag
And I can prove that
With the words you didn't say when you left, yeah
You're a douchebag
You'll never change, yeah
And I still don't know what's going on in your head
Moving on fast to the next, yeah
It's a hundred percent not a chance that I'm wrong
Why'd it take me this long to know
You're a douchebag (douchebag, yeah)
You're a douchebag (douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Thought that we were on that ride or die shit
On that baby, it's just you and I shit
I was the Courtney to your Kurt Cobain
Yeah, you numbed my brain just like novacane
We were doing everything right, yeah
Who woulda thought it would change in one night, yeah
I wanted us to end up as friends
But you fucked it all up
You're a douchebag
And I can prove that
With the words you didn't say when you left
You're a douchebag
You'll never change, yeah
And I still don't know what's going on in your head
Moving on fast to the next, yeah
It's a hundred percent not a chance that I'm wrong
Why'd it take me this long to know (figure out)
You're a douchebag (douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You're a douchebag (douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)
