You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your hearts and empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a sea-sick crocodile Mr. Grinch Between the two of you I'd take the sea-sick crocodile You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch The three best words That best desribe you Stink! Stank! Stunk! Stink! Stank! Stunk! Stink! Stank! Stunk! Grinch!