Drinking Tips - Dave Attell: 노래 가사, 뮤직 비디오 및 콘서트

Drinking Tips

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Standup Comedy

Drinking Tips은(는) 앨범에 수록된 곡으로 2003년 2월 4일일에 Comedy Central Records에서 발매되었습니다.Skanks for the Memories

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앨범Skanks for the Memories

발매일2003년 2월 4일

라벨Comedy Central Records

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개요

가사

뮤직 비디오

뮤직 비디오

크레딧

실연 아티스트

Dave Attell

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작곡 및 작사

Dave Attell

작사가 겸 작곡가

프로덕션 및 엔지니어링

Jack Vaughn

프로듀서

KC Dunn

엔지니어

Michael Caffery

Michael Caffery

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Steve Carroll

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가사

Drink it up, people. Drink it up. Yup. Here's some drinking tips

Never get drunk when you're wearing a hooded sweatshirt, 'cause you

Will eventually think there's someone right behind you. Here's

Something else I've learned drunk: There's no way ever to talk your

Way out of wiping your ass on someone's pillow, even if you yell "

Surprise." Own up to it. Be a man. You ever black out when you're

Drinking, or as I call it, time travel? Yeah. You're in a bar, you're

Drinking, you black out, you wake up, you're in another bar. You're

Drinking, you black out, you wake up, you're at McDonald's. Working

There about three years, still not assistant manager. You wanna quit

But you're banging that girl on the fryolator. They say she's

Retarded, but those titties ain't retarded. Oh. I'm sorry, is that an

Eminem tune? I don't know. Yeah. You guys are drunk too, this is

Good. Where are the drunks? Here? Where are they? Yeah? How about

The potheads? Are the potheads around here? There you go. We finally

Meet. The drunks and the potheads, they rarely get together

Except on that show Blind Date. Now I'm a drinker, man. There's

Only one drink I don't like: eggnog. How did they think that up?

"I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes." Do

You know what eggnog really is? You're not gonna wanna hear it

But I'll tell ya: elf cum. That's what it is. You might as well

Pour it on your back and slap yourself on the ass. But I don't wanna

Tell you how to live your life, alright? You do what you do, alright?

All the great writers were alcoholics, am I right? Hemingway, that

Other guy. Where are the great pothead writers? I'm sure they're

Out there, but do you really wanna read a whole book by a pothead?

500 Pages on why if you put a hat and glasses on a dog it looks

Like he could drive a truck? Nobody cares. But I think pot should

Be legal, I do. And I think if your cousin is super hot you should

Be able to fuck one time. Alright, I took it a little too far. Sorry

Written by: Dave Attell

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