The Ballad of Lonely Rudy

I wonder, have you heard of her That rancher come from Jupiter? They say she's handy with a gun Like no one's ever seen She's tall and buff and oh so tough And girls can't help but fall in love With that no-good deadeye known as Lonely Rudy Lonely Rudy, Lonely Rudy Won't you share your lonely heart with me? Lonesome Rudy, oh Lonesome Rudy Don't you know, alone's no way to be? One early cold Deimosian day She wandered into town they say A smolderin' look upon her face Her pistol fully drawn She took a post right in the street And yelled, "I've come in hopes to meet The bastard who I know has shot my pa" The sherriff and his crooked men Came out and said, "Hello again You're awfully bold to show your face With no one by your side" She said no words, just grinned and aimed And shot the man to clear her name And so began her thirty-hour shootout Lonely Rudy, Lonely Rudy Won't you share your lonely heart with me? Lonesome Rudy, oh Lonesome Rudy Don't you know, alone's no way to be? The sound of lasers filled the air Red matter blasting here and there Kinetic rounds and plasma shots 'Til sundown the next day But in the end one figure stood A shining star, a force of good The lonely ranger, savior of our town! But though we tried to give her praise Or celebrate her fearless ways She simply waved us off and said "I just did what I had to do." She left before the sun went down And quiet filled our little town My heart was broken then by Lonely Rudy Lonely Rudy, Lonely Rudy Won't you share your lonely heart with me? Lonesome Rudy, oh Lonesome Rudy Don't you know, alone's no way to be? Lonely Rudy, Lonely Rudy Won't you share your lonely heart with me? Lonesome Rudy, oh Lonesome Rudy Don't you know, alone's no way to be? Don't you know, alone's no way to be?