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Teeth
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Standup Comedy
Teeth은(는) 앨범에 수록된 곡으로 2003년 12월 9일일에 Comedy Central Records에서 발매되었습니다.Mitch All Together
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발매일2003년 12월 9일
라벨Comedy Central Records
LanguageEnglish
멜로디에 강한 음악
어쿠스틱 악기 중심
발랑스
춤추기 좋은 음악
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BPM153

크레딧

실연 아티스트
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
실연자
작곡 및 작사
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
작가
프로덕션 및 엔지니어링
Dan Schlissel
Dan Schlissel
녹음 엔지니어
Jack Vaughn
Jack Vaughn
프로듀서
John Machnik
John Machnik
녹음 엔지니어
Steve Rossiter
Steve Rossiter
믹싱 엔지니어

가사

I was getting my teeth whitened
But then I said, fuck that, I'll just get a tan instead
I got some tartar-controlled toothpaste
I still got tartar, but that shit's under control
If the tartar gets out of line
I'm like, come on, man, you know the deal
Fall in
You crazy-ass tartar
I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in shit
That's actually kind of gross, you know
After that joke, I always clarify that I'm just joking
I don't know how much tartar I actually have
I believe it's the average amount
If we all did a tartar test right now
My name would be right in the fucking middle
I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick
That would be convenient
I could easily get a job with Mrs. Paul's
They'd just put me in a boat with some empty boxes
And I would return them to the freezer section of your
Neighborhood grocery store
You know when there's a fishing show on TV
They catch the fish, but they let it go
They don't want to eat the fish
But they do want to make it late for something
Where were you
I got caught!
Bullshit, let me see the inside of your lip!
Fish are always eating other fish
If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit
You would not want to submerge your head
Nothing but fish going, ah fuck
I thought I looked like that rock
Written by: Mitch Hedberg
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