A drinkle (a what?) get you to a country bar

Buyin' rounds like a rock star

Playin' a mean air lead guitar (I got you)

A drinkle take your night to different ways

Gettin' numbers, gettin' names

Or maybe callin' your old flame

A drinkle get you drunk

Float your boat or get you sunk

Get you cursin' that last call

Thankin' God for alcohol

A drinkle crown your Coke

Take you back to blowin' smoke

Wantin' more after a few

There ain't no end to what a drinkle do

A drinkle (yeah) get you passed out in a bathroom stall

Walkin' around like you're ten feet tall

Standin' on a stool screamin' "Come on y'all"

Don't you know a drinkle get you sayin' "Hell yes"

To a nameless cocktail waitress

With Elvis as a witness

In a chapel off the strip in Vegas

A drinkle get you drunk

Float your boat or get you sunk

Get you cursin' that last call

Thankin' God for alcohol

A drinkle crown your Coke

Take you back to blowin' smoke

Wantin' more after a few

There ain't no end to what a drinkle do

What a drinkle do

T Mac, I got another one for you

A drinkle (I thought this song was over already) get you feelin' sentimental

Pullin' heart strings, peelin' labels

Puttin' all your cards out on the table

Talkin' to God, talkin' to your dog

Talkin' to anyone who'll listen at all

Pickin' a song, gettin' all the words wrong

Catchin' up when the chorus comes along

A drinkle get you drunk

Float your boat or get you sunk

Get you cursin' that last call

Thankin' God for alcohol

A drinkle crown your Coke

Take you back to blowin' smoke

Wantin' more after a few

There ain't no end to what a drinkle do

What a drinkle do

Hey man, the sun's comin' up, we need to... we need to call a cab or somethin', let's get out of here

(I'll call another bottle if you got to)

Okay, I'm in, let's go