Hello everyone was his greeting for his first post on Facebook

Well, little did he know that what he added would be treated to such a hard look

And he wrote

Walking down the road

I met a prophet toad who said

U-Babba is coming back soon

To upload a bunch of looney tunes into his spacecraft

His best friend called him up and said hey man, what're you trying to do

You've caused a stir around the maypole, that's gonna catch some rye before it's through

You know

He said I'm just trying to help those

Who've got blinders strapped on

So tight it's pinching their gonads

'Til all direction is gone

His friend said, it's okay man, nothing they haven't been shown on the big screen

They must like having Toonces in the driver's seat to insure the big careen

So he said, I'm just a novice and can't offer proof so I guess I'll just retell it

Let them find some hidden truth

Ooh yeah

Hello everyone was his greeting for his second post on Facebook

Little did he know that what he added would be treated for such a hard look

Then he wrote

Buried by the road

The ghost of prophet toad is barking

At the moon while watching Santa

Play his magic spoons

Somewhere near Hollywood it's in production now

Coming to a theater near you soon, yeah