Adult

I used to hope one day I'd be rich

But now I'm happy if I have somewhere to sit

Used to get drunk and wake up feeling refreshed

But now I have a drink and can't get out of bed

'Cause it finally hurts being hungover

But it's still not worse than being sober

Being an adult is fucking hard

I'm still holding onto my mom's credit card

No one ever told me growing up gets kinda lonely

Being an adult is fucking hard

I used to think by now I'd be a mom

Just turned 26 and can barely feed my dog

I used to put down a Big Mac and some fries

Now just the thought of it will go straight to my thighs

Guess my body's finally moving slower

I'm regretting that tattoo on my shoulder

Being an adult is fucking hard

I'm still holding onto my mom's credit card

No one ever told me growing up gets kinda lonely

Being an adult is fucking hard

It's fucking hard

Yeah, ooh

Ooh

I never thought I'd grow up so fast

But I'm hoping the best comes last

Being an adult is fucking hard

I'm still holding onto my mom's credit card

No one ever told me growing up gets kinda lonely

Being an adult is fucking hard

It's fucking hard

It's fucking hard

I never thought I'd grow up so fast

But I'm hoping the best comes last