Travelocity, I want a refund

No wonder this vacation package was the cheap one

Get these zombies off of me, I don't wanna be eaten

"Just pick a gun, please" Why? "'Cause you'll need one"

Get yourself together 'less you got a death wish

Put up some fences, we gotta defend this

F this, wish this magazine was endless

I've had it with these maggot bags, zombie, catch this

I used to expect a painless death

I've snapped zombie necks and pumped brains with lead

I guess my death is gonna be the same as the rest

'Cause once you get infected, you'll be left for dead

But somewhere out there, is an island, just waiting for me

With a couple cold beers and the finest margaritas

I know that somewhere, is an island with a white, sandy beach

With a lovely view of the ocean

And no walking, dead people that rip out your inside and eat you

Drowners all around, don't get wet

You best check yourself before you're infected (Oh my god)

Take a medkit and catch your breath

You better put up a fight before you've met your death

Rev up the generator, keep it on

Zombies at the gate, let's clean 'em off (Uh)

The Gatling Gun will sing his song

And blast these freaks halfway to Kingdom Come

I'm the one guy not to f*** with

Light you up with a flare gun to the head

And I'd rather be dead than undead

But while we're in the tropics, let's get some trumpet

I know that somewhere out, is an island, just waiting for me

Fresh squeezed mimosas, and piña coladas with coconut rum

I know that somewhere, is an island with a white, sandy beach

Where there are palm trees

And people who aren't half-decomposed cannibals trying to rip you apart

Oh my god, I think we just survived

What? No way, there's gotta be more of 'em

There's, like, none of them left

We did it, we lived, we lived

We-a survived, we-a survived

Oh my, mama-mia, let me-a sing one more time

I know that somewhere out, is an island, just waiting for me

Everybody, everybody, come and-a sing with me

(Okay, I guess I can sing, why not?)

(Yeah, come on, man, everyone sing)

I know that somewhere out, is an island, just waiting for me

La, da-dee-da, doo-doo, da-da

La, da-dee-da, doo-doo, da-da